“I’m just a boy, standing in front of a creative director, asking you to hire him.”

If Notting Hill references don’t work here, are a list of reasons that might:

1)    Braved the treacherous seas on a floating door from Dubai.

2)    Will do (almost) anything for money. See exhibit A for example.

3)    Will listen attentively about your weekend at the water cooler.

4)    Will compliment your new haircut regardless of how it looks (Don’t listen to Jenny from Accounting, she has no idea what she’s talking about).

5)    Wont care if you try and replicate my accent.